The Vladmir Putin of Vladmir Putin is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Vladimir Putin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.497 billion Vladmir Putins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Putin Putin Putin No Dmitry Medvedev. The average income tax rate is 50.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Vladmir Putin economy, worth 117 trillion Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,561 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vladmir Putin's national animal is the Bear from Siberia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Russian Orthodox Church.

Vladmir Putin is ranked 146,277^th in the world and 5,594^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.67 Obesity Rate.