The Republic of Wardens of the frost is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.711 billion Wardens of the frostians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The very strong Wardens of the frostian economy, worth 233 trillion Squirrel Skins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 62,833 Squirrel Skins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 190,636 per year while the poor average 16,099, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime is moderate. Wardens of the frost's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wardens of the frost is ranked 112,075^th in the world and 32^nd in St Abbaddon for Most Patriotic, with 13.95 flags saluted per person per day.