The Grand Duchy of Nyitrai is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 307 million Nyitraians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Defense and Social Policy receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 29.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nyitraian economy, worth 18.4 trillion Shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,806 Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Leader is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls, beating a dead horse is a scientific endeavor, government bureaucrats spend six hours per day justifying a six-hour workday, and the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyitrai's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nyitrai is ranked 32,665^th in the world and 798^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.