The Cultural Federacy of West Infinity is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a shady yet benevolent network of minds with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.358 billion West Infinites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heresiarch Orbital. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming West Infinite economy, worth a remarkable 2,013 trillion original gravities a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 94,262 original gravities, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, it's always rabbit season, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, and government officials across West Infinity are being "encouraged" to adopt saccharomyces cerevisiaes to set an example for the populace. Crime is totally unknown. West Infinity's national animal is the saccharomyces cerevisiae, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is that people need to chill about religion.

West Infinity is ranked 226,516^th in the world and 1^st in Perfidious Lion for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 23,754.04 Standard Monetary Units.