The Equilitic Province of Whitewolfe is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Noah Fentz with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.079 billion Whitewolfeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise. The average income tax rate is 8.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Whitewolfean economy, worth a remarkable 2,460 trillion gold sovereigns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 87,635 gold sovereigns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

A niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, Whitewolfe has designated Paradise as its capital city, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and Noah Fentz has just been declared ruler of Whitewolfe in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Whitewolfe's national animal is the white wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Whitewolfe is ranked 241,189^th in the world and 111^th in Equilism for Highest Food Quality, scoring 8.29 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.