Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Balder
Population | 24.516 billion |
Capital | Widgetalia City |
Leader | Prime Minister Machiavelli |
Faith | Hierarchigal Capitalisim |
Currency | Sawbuck |
Animal | Jungle Ferret |
The Trade Congolomorate of Widgetalia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Machiavelli with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 24.516 billion Widgetalians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Widgetalia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Widgetalian economy, worth an astonishing 15,265 trillion Sawbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 622,678 Sawbucks, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, and satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Widgetalia's national animal is the Jungle Ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hierarchigal Capitalisim.
Widgetalia is ranked 176th in the world and 5th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 924.07 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Widgetalia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Widgetalia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Average Incomes, Most Patriotic, and Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Widgetalia, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness.
- : Following new legislation in Widgetalia, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts.
- : Following new legislation in Widgetalia, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.
- : Following new legislation in Widgetalia, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary.
- : Following new legislation in Widgetalia, cheating spouses are required to undergo job training.
- : Following new legislation in Widgetalia, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child.
- : Following new legislation in Widgetalia, Prime Minister Machiavelli's military council has been nicknamed 'The Knights of the Rotund Table'.
- : Widgetalia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".