The District of Wild Blue Griffin is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 31.179 billion Wildmen live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.0%.

The strong Wild Blue Griffinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,226 trillion betales a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 39,335 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,435 per year while the poor average 2,113, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wild Blue Griffin's national animal is the deer.

Wild Blue Griffin is ranked 264,937^th in the world and 5^th in Swaziland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 41.8 law-abiding acts per hour.