The People's Republic of Woeth is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Qat Yung with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 13.275 billion Woethians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Woethian economy, worth a remarkable 1,008 trillion Dacs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 75,958 Dacs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, rumor has it that Qat Yung has won three lotteries in a row, and the Elephant is a protected species. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woeth's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Woeth is ranked 267,352^nd in the world and 12^th in Devia for Most Patriotic, with 0.87 flags saluted per person per day.