The Rogue Nation of Faack is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 127 million Faackers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 35.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Faacker economy, worth 7.46 trillion FCKS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,775 FCKS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The newest shade developed by Faack's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Faack's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Faack is ranked 133,231^st in the world and 1,014^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 66.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.