The Kingdom of Womble 1082 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.829 billion Womble 1082ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The strong Womble 1082ian economy, worth 408 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 41,570 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,926 per year while the poor average 2,605, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 1082's national animal is the elephant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 1082 is ranked 269,546^th in the world and 2,843^rd in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.