The Kingdom of Womble 2381 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.012 billion Womble 2381ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The strong Womble 2381ian economy, worth 372 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 41,321 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 266,321 per year while the poor average 2,590, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 2381's national animal is the cobra, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 2381 is ranked 128,172^nd in the world and 3,407^th in Chicken overlords for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.