The Kingdom of Womble 2814 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.988 billion Womble 2814ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The strong Womble 2814ian economy, worth 338 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 37,684 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 242,877 per year while the poor average 2,362, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 2814's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 2814 is ranked 128,627^th in the world and 3,839^th in Chicken overlords for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.