The Kingdom of Womble 3776 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.94 billion Womble 3776ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The strong Womble 3776ian economy, worth 321 trillion marks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 35,955 marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 231,734 per year while the poor average 2,253, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 3776's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 3776 is ranked 263,279^th in the world and 4,854^th in Chicken overlords for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -4.47 on the Gilded Widget Scale.