The Kingdom of Womble 384 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.57 billion Womble 384ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Womble 384ian economy, worth 451 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 42,668 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 275,000 per year while the poor average 2,674, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 384's national animal is the kangaroo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 384 is ranked 124,710^th in the world and 1,366^th in Chicken overlords for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.