The Kingdom of Womble 7094 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.925 billion Womble 7094ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The strong Womble 7094ian economy, worth 255 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 32,288 pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 208,103 per year while the poor average 2,024, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 7094's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 7094 is ranked 275,657^th in the world and 8,865^th in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.