The Kingdom of Womble 7387 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.043 billion Womble 7387ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The strong Womble 7387ian economy, worth 330 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 41,104 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 264,921 per year while the poor average 2,576, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 7387's national animal is the emu, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 7387 is ranked 235,035^th in the world and 8,623^rd in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.