The Kingdom of Womble 814 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.149 billion Womble 814ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong Womble 814ian economy, worth 429 trillion rupees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 42,330 rupees, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 272,820 per year while the poor average 2,653, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 814's national animal is the leopard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 814 is ranked 242,423^rd in the world and 2,589^th in Chicken overlords for Safest, scoring 16.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.