The Kingdom of Womble 95 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.658 billion Womble 95ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The strong Womble 95ian economy, worth 440 trillion pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 41,334 pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 266,403 per year while the poor average 2,591, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 95's national animal is the penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 95 is ranked 268,812^th in the world and 2,141^st in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.