The Federation of Wyomia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Cameron Cial with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.806 billion Wyomians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canimore. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.1%.

The strong Wyomian economy, worth 494 trillion Wyoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,340 Wyoes, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, and light entertainment isn't dead. Crime is almost non-existent. Wyomia's national animal is the Grey wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Wyomia is ranked 230,958^th in the world and 134^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Most Beautiful Environments, with 400.36 pounds of wildlife per square mile.