The Kingdom of Xiomar is a huge, genial nation, ruled by King Xochimilco with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 825 million Xiomarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenochtitlán. The average income tax rate is 53.8%.

The all-consuming Xiomarian economy, worth 78.7 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 95,376 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xiomar's national animal is the snow leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xiomar is ranked 157,147^th in the world and 3,480^th in The North Pacific for Largest Populations, with 825 million Capita.