The Theocracy of Yolo County is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jesus Christ with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.279 billion Yolo Countyians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yolo City. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Yolo Countyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,583 trillion Woodlands a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,392 Woodlands, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yolo County's national animal is the Aggie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Yolo County is ranked 1,794^th in the world and 2^nd in League of Christian Nations for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,881.36 pounds of wildlife per square mile.