The NAÇÃO LIVRE of ZAKRYA is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by ISAAC LOYDY with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 2.401 billion ZAKRYANOS live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ZOYPOLIS. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.8%.

The frighteningly efficient ZAKRYANO economy, worth 462 trillion DINAMOES a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 192,687 DINAMOES, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is devoted to world peas, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect ZAKRYA of supplying extremist groups, and a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ZAKRYA's national animal is the GATO, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is CRISTIANISMO.

ZAKRYA is ranked 2,239^th in the world and 7^th in Portugal for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 27,149.22 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.