The Respublika of Zemnaya Svoboda is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Minister Kerenskij with a fair hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 38.766 billion Zemnaya Svobodans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petrograd. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zemnaya Svobodan economy, worth a remarkable 4,173 trillion kopeks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,671 kopeks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zemnaya Svoboda's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Zemnaya Svoboda is ranked 268,729^th in the world and 5,902^nd in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.61 average smiles per day.