The Goin' Silent of Zukchiva is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Overlord Goose with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 13.937 billion Zukchivans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Seveni. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zukchivan economy, worth a remarkable 1,723 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 123,635 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, the people's love for Overlord Goose is little more than self-preservation, and people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating. Crime is totally unknown. Zukchiva's national animal is the Arctic-Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zukchiva is ranked 2,919^th in the world and 60^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,517.22 on the Clooney Contribution Index.