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ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Equality for All”
Largest Welfare Programs: 207th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 274th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 395th
5.161 billion Liliumtopians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Protect Security”
Nudest: 751st Fattest Citizens: 4,398th Most Stationary: 5,186th
17.093 billion Compassionate Segregatians. Punitive income tax rates, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Stationary: 2,680th Largest Gambling Industry: 5,848th Most Pro-Market: 10,078th
13.378 billion Armageddon Itians. Complete lack of public education, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Sometime, somewhere, somehow...”
Nudest: 696th Largest Populations: 9,858th Most Stationary: 10,498th
13.997 billion Some-oneans. Enforced nudity and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“For what it is worth”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 251st Highest Drug Use: 263rd Most Politically Free: 374th
18.381 billion Barbrans. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Grand Hills”
Most Politically Free: 443rd Largest Populations: 5,160th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,296th
19.21 billion Cote Nordians. Barren, inhospitable landscape.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“N/a”
Most Average: 180th Most Stationary: 2,451st Largest Populations: 10,230th
13.785 billion ST A3ians. Burgeoning eagle population.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Trail to the End”
Most Extreme: 562nd Most Extensive Civil Rights: 593rd Highest Drug Use: 611th
8.956 billion Pale Horseans. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“If you determine to succeed, you will always succeed”
Most Influential: 555thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,108thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,266th
10.7b2,406t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We are waiting in the Air.”
Nudest: 808th Largest Black Market: 1,008th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,181st
16.275 billion Ohneeans. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Proletariats of the world, unite!”
Most Stationary: 9,184th
8.53b228t
SEASON TWO
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Going For It”
Most Authoritarian: 2,416th Most Conservative: 4,808th Most Extreme: 6,135th
6.195 billion Zysterians. Irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Germans of the world, unite!”
Most Income Equality: 1,189th Most Authoritarian: 4,168th Most Extreme: 9,554th
4.355 billion East-Deutschlandians. Complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“One Ruby is worth ten diamonds”
Most Stationary: 2,092nd Largest Populations: 3,114th Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,554th
23.727 billion Mox Rubyians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Peace and love”
Highest Drug Use: 2,421st Largest Populations: 4,549th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8,656th
20.257 billion Hopeless Hippiesians. Complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“United we stand, united we fall!”
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,254thLargest Black Market: 3,184thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,287th
11.9b1,464t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Honour and Duty”
Least Corrupt Governments: 6,139th Most Rebellious Youth: 7,294th Most Beautiful Environments: 8,156th
12.288 billion Dijelis. Irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“All shall burn by breath”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,073rd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,222nd Largest Black Market: 3,432nd
9.43 billion Dragon Holmeans. Frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“I CAN'T EVEN”
Most Income Equality: 3,462ndLargest Populations: 13,898thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,024th
13.7b244t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Bordello
“Don't you forget about me”
Nudest: 465th Most Politically Free: 1,145th Most Pro-Market: 1,213th
10.258 billion Tineans. Complete lack of prisons, enforced nudity, and spontaneously combusting cars.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Building the Future, Erasing the Past”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,541st Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,190th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,421st
6.422 billion Sycophants. Vat-grown people, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Wicked!”
Most Authoritarian: 136th Most Conservative: 208th Most Extreme: 238th
5.698 billion White Pentagramians. Restrictive gun laws and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“E Pluribus Unum”
Most Stationary: 15,103rd Most Influential: 16,166th
5.551 billion Young Democratsians. Burgeoning eagle population.
Father Knows Best State
“Strength Through Freedom”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 597th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,024th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,052nd
5.037 billion Gun Mor Soungtoplesians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“This land was made for me, not you.”
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,446th Nicest Citizens: 3,324th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,413th
5.001 billion Ordennyans. Frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“United we stand”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 668th Most Secular: 1,032nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,061st
4.401 billion Finrodish. National health service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“En í kvöld lýkur vetri sérhvers vinnandi manns . . .”
Most Income Equality: 1,394th
5.84b35.3t
SEASON TWO
Moralistic Democracy
“De fine, initium novum”
2.454 billion Remnants. Compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion.

COMMON CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“We must eliminate our Alexondrean neighbours”
650 million North Alexondreans. Compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Ever Foward”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8,258th Largest Agricultural Sector: 11,871st Highest Drug Use: 16,363rd
4.934 billion Cydonia Republicians. Absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
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