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New Hesselwa's Deck
New Hesselwa has 50 cards. Value...
EPIC CARDS
Libertarian Police State
“Ipsa scientia potestas est.”
WA
19.1b5,116t
SEASON TWO
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“What the hell just hit my head?”
31.151 billion Steenians. Museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“The integral of e to the x is f of u sub n!”
WA
29.228 billion Mathematanians. Anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“ROI is King”
12.885 billion ICoCIs. Enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Left-Leaning College State
“seek knowledge in adversity”
13.077 billion Atlannians. National health service, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“A bong a day keeps the doctor away !!!”
24.786 billion Nova Rascians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names”
21.257 billion Kleeks. Barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of life”
WA
12.887 billion Citizens. Museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“C4 is the anwer”
9.755 billion Sobaki. Rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“alis grave nil”
WA
5.626 billion Sankamians. Anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Act with wisdom, but act”
5.705 billion Projects. Digital currency, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
RARE CARDS
Capitalist Paradise
“Ltuldluyul”
17.944 billion Donetskians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Road Trip! Everybody pile in!”
17.55 billion Clown Carians. Burgeoning clown population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“N/a”
13.785 billion ST A3ians. Burgeoning eagle population.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“שִׁין-בֵּית”
7.973 billion Shin Betians. Barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Praesidium Praeteritum, Praesidium Posterum”
WA
5.507 billion Kanneans. Daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“For Dearest Leader and Psychotic Dictatorships”
6.304 billion slaves. State-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Until my last breath, I shall keep my established law!”
3.043 billion Thebans. Infamous sell-swords, aversion to nipples, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
UNCOMMON CARDS
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Sofie kar Gnosie eret foteza karape evires dia Aplotos.”
17.714 billion Helladrians. National health service, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Let's go a step further, shall we?”
16.207 billion Malshanians. Frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Foundation of strength”
32.844 billion Corner Stoneans. Barren, inhospitable landscape.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Virtue, Liberty and Independence”
15.482 billion Pennsylvanians. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“I can't afford a real home...”
25.733 billion Apartmenthousesians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Libertarian Police State
“It's dangerous to go alone.”
10.041 billion Hyruleans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Leven Vrijheid en Geluk”
12.076 billion Nordendavicians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“No!”
12.612 billion Lambadayians. State-planned economy and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Angels are warriors of God. I´m a soldier.”
11.279 billion Castiel-ians. Absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Set information free”
7.723 billion Data Angels. Keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
6.847 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Money Rules”
6.306 billion Bankers. National health service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
