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The Great Lord Fail's Deck
The Great Lord Fail has 442 cards. Value...
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LEGENDARY CARDS
Democratic Socialists
“Ever upwards and forwards, for only in progress is hope”
Mentor
Delegate
18.52 billion Landsers. Ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
EPIC CARDS
Left-Leaning College State
“Per Aspera, Ad Astra.”
15.459 billion Samnians. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus”
WA
17.254 billion Weltbeherrschungians. Daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“the light at the end of the tunnel is hell”
34.433 billion Maniacans. Unlimited-speed roads, prohibition of alcohol, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Struggle, Solidarity, and Socialism!”
31.225 billion Urgabahians. Hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“I didn't agree to be a trading card”
WA
21.0b6,536t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Certainty in Valour”
WA
36.5b16,717t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“If you don't like the frying-pan, get into the fire.”
23.031 billion That guy with a tailians. Smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?”
34.5b20,710t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Death is but a simple swing of the sword”
16.115 billion Dragonians. Deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“We Improve,We Rise,We Dominate,We Chasing Golden Age!”
12.29 billion ZAMRI1138IANs. Museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate.”
13.1b5,823t
SEASON TWO
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Rule with strength, govern through god.”
7.6 billion Belponians. Closed borders, ritual sacrifices, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“The Wolf is inside us”
WA
8.974 billion Wysrodians. Ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
WA
WA
WA
Democratic Socialists
“To die for the flag is the greatest honour”
WA
7.252 billion Kubrostavsrians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“BUILD THE DAMN WALL ALREADY”
3.655 billion Bob The Great Builders. Deadly medical pandemics, vat-grown people, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Father Knows Best State
“Tiwé ux shá lio énd luz iz shá zátárésuin”
WA
13.6b3,906t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Freedom is Consequence”
WA
28.9b450t
SEASON TWO
WA
WA
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Mushrooms grow on dead things”
14.073 billion Fallen Titanians. Ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and soft-spoken computers.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Moving the nation forward, one project at a time!”
WA
36.0b5,294t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.”
35.0b341t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Do it now, do it well”
WA
22.1b5,969t
SEASON TWO
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“I always win....you will always lose”
27.016 billion I always winians. Absence of drug laws and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
