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The Socialist People's Republics of Kavagrad.
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TLA Z-Day Policy
It's ya boi, Lib Kava here, your trusty Minister of Apocalyptic Affairs, back at it with another global catastrophe. Don't forget to like, share, and vote Do You Hear The People Sing for regional anthem. Let's jump into it.
Basically, the dead are rising again. Happens every year or so, I blame the Australians.
Anyway, it's probably good to have a strategy to deal with the end of the world, and Llo won't stop bothering me about making one, so here's how we're going to deal with Z-Day.
If you're participating in our Z-Day efforts this year, the following is our strategy:
You'll be given three options to deal with the zombies. Research the cure. The quicker we have it, the quicker we can move to phase 2.
Once we have the cure, start firing Cure Missiles at the most infected nations, using THIS LIST to find them.
Do not, under any circumstances, embrace the horde. Regional Officers with Border Control permissions will be tasked with kicking any nations that spread the zombie plague within TLA. The region will have a password, meaning that you will not be able to re-enter TLA until Z-Day ends.
There is a dedicated channel on our
Regional Discord Server (#zombie-quarantine) which seeks to coordinate curing efforts for the region. If you can join, and have not already, we encourage you to do so for Z-Day.
Try not to die!
Kavagrad,
Minister of Apocalyptic Affairs, The Leftist Assembly
