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NationStates General Election 2016 Campaign Advertisment released by 'SalaxPAC'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu3X1P-bU5Y&feature=youtu.be
'Mr Money is looking for some company' de facto Recruitment Advertisment dated 03/04/2016
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'The Moneybags Chronicle' Issue 1 archive copy dated 03/04/2016
Mr. Money Loses all Hope, Endorses The Salaxalans For Secretary General and Offers to Deliver Potatoes for Him
After much careful consideration on the matter of whom the most distinguished Mr. Money Esq. should endorse for Secretary General, the Money Household has reached the conclusion that it is best for everyone's sake to endorse Spiritus World Assembly Delegate and Starch fanatic, The Salaxalans, to bring free Potatoes to everyone on NationStates hopefully by the end of 2016. The Policies of all other candidates seldom suit the interests of Mr. Money and fail to prove productive to the whole of NationStates well beingin general. the choice set before the Nations of NationStates is between a Communist (need I say more?), a Raider, a Texan with Tacos and an egomaniac with lots of wives.
Left in such a dire situation, the only logical choice that NationStates has left to make is for the guy offering free Potatoes, and never before did I think I would have to say that! In conclusion, Mr. Money encourages WA Members to vote for The Salaxalans, endorses The Salaxalans for Secretary General and is offering to help deliver Potatoes for him in exchange for a nice Potato delivery commission, which I'm sure he can afford to offer.
What are you waiting for? Go out there and vote for The Salaxalans before we all bring back a new Lenin or Stalin!
Mr. Money is looking for some company
Mr. Money is offering free money and a complementary massage for anyone that is willing to come and join him in the Mr. Money Estate and Mr. Money Headquarters (see picture section). I do ask however that Communists stay away as you will quickly find yourself cleaning toilets and serving drinks (not at the same time).
Also, I dare Raiders to come and try it! I have good hearing, good sense of smell and not bad bodyguard in the shape of my good friend, Bolrieg. You have been warned.
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The General Election...and the Mr. Money Toilet Paper Industry
Well unfortunately we got this lot to choose from. A Communist, the sort of character a sane individual would rather punch than vote for, a guy offering free Potatoes as his core Election message, an enormous Texan with Tacos and an intent to destroy the World Assembly, an African Warlord egomaniac and a dirty rotten Raider. Give me a break!
It’s not so much the Election itself that is a farce, as many people are saying, but the people we have to vote for. The fact that a Communist is winning in the polls, someone whos colour pallet is restricted to red, yellow and black, doesn’t inspire much confidence in everyday citizens. I for one can testify to that! First of all there were so many inspiring candidates in the early round, I personally had rooted for Modbusters, but as soon as the dregs and bottom feeders were wiped off the Electoral list, we ended up with rather a hopeless choice.
Communism makes the poor poorer and gives the nut in charge more power, an ideology fuelled by jealousy of those that are better than them and one that doesn’t help the average Joe one jot. A proud Capitalist like myself doesn’t want to see that sort of mindset running the show, we’ve been there and done that with Russia, most of Eastern Europe and Asia, and look where it got those citizens. I’m afraid our frontrunner and possible Secretary General will be turning NationStates into a Communist hellhole, raising a dead and rotting system out of the ideological ground to attack innocent folk and generally good people, Jason of the Argonauts style.
Mr. Money endorsed The Salaxalans today out of want for a better candidate
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Raiders are not leadership material! They humiliate new and growing Regions or innocent successful ones to get a few kicks and a meaningless score on their pathetic tally board. The last time I saw a Raider in charge of something, they ended up leaving a stupid message on a World Factbook Entry and leaving a very bad smell behind them. Mr. Money will defend himself if Raiders win the Election.
I also don't want turn NationStates into a Dictatorship under an egomaniac like Idi Amin, where secret experiments are carried out on certain subjects and any opponents are called 'Obote men'. No thanks. Also, he can't even win a debate against a Potato fanatic, so I rest my case.
So as I sit back in my chair and consider the stark choice set before me and 174,000 people, I consign myself to the fan club of the guy with Potatoes and hope to you know who almighty that he is victorious, however unlikely that may be. With the unused Ballot Papers, as I'm sure there are many, I may be starting up my own Toilet Paper Company just to get rid of them as frankly, in this Election, that's what they are equal to, bog roll.
Before I finish this article, will the Salaxalans let me deliver his potatoes for him when he wins? If he's reading this I do indeed accept commissions. Mr. Money Spud Delivery Co. has quite a good ring to it, don't you think?
With the Poll showing a Communist victory, Mr. Money is currently building an escape tunnel should the new WA Secret Service pop round and give me a beating and redistribute his wealth to all the delighted Marxist fanatics and Caelapes voters out there. If, somehow, The Salaxalans manages to win, then it is because Capitalists everywhere are realizing that Idi Amin might not be able to beat a candidate promising to build a waterslide, probably when the collectivization and super high Taxes are introduced. Also, if The Salaxalans can pull this off, Mr. Money will turn that escape tunnel into a Super highway and use it to deliver all those post Election Potatoes for him. If you don't believe us about Kaalmi, then just look at this graph, Of course, this is on the presumption that all non-Caelapes voters are not left leaning, but then again The Salaxalans is not particularly right leaning I don't think, but that doesn't matter because in this, and any, Election, anything is better than a Commie. The Mathematics speaks for itself! If all non-Communists vote for The Salaxalans, then we will stop the Commie from being Secretary General, end of story! Slowly but surely, voters will throw away their Tacos, realise that Idi Amin cannot beat a Potato fanatic, let alone a Communist fanatic, and Raiders will stop voting for their no hope, 6% candidate and will grab the Potato with both hands and vote The Salaxalans, it's the only way! Please! For his services to Couch dwellers everywhere! "Socialism only works in two places: Ronald Reagan, President of the United States of America from 1981 - 1989 (1911 - 2004)
Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it."
Commission for 'Mr. Money Regional Restoration Co.' dated 04/04/2016 from 'Middle Eastern Security Council' Founder Unighted arabs
Commission for 'Mr. Money Regional Restoration Co.' dated 05/04/2016 from 'Earth Nations' Founder Australian rePublic
Real Estate Deal with Construction Company 'Base, Develop, Construct Ltd.' of Sovereign dutch east india dated 05/04/2016 to supply a total of 350 Workers, 6 Diggers and 4 Cranes in exchange for $2,100,000 (£1,483,923), a new site for 'Mr. Money International Corp.' Headquarters and a guarantee of free food, accommodation and basic security protection for all workers supplied by Mr. Money International Corp.
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A Sale of 5% of 'Mr. Money PotatoCo.', a subsidiary of 'Mr. Money Meals on Wheels', itself a division of 'Mr. Money International Corp.' to Populusque senatus romanus on the agreement that
a) 25% of total profits made from this 5% stake will go directly into funding the Region Spiritus
b) Any violation, or act deemed to be a violation by Mr. Money International Corperation, will render the agreement null and void, resulting in all future profits made by this 5% stake returning to 'Mr. Money PotatoCo.'
In return, Mr. Money PotatoCo. receives, free of charge, corporate ownership of 4,110,000 Acres of fertile, agricultural land on which to produce a sustainable supply of Potato Tubers for 'Mr. Money PotatoCo.'. The Agreement was signed by both parties on 05/04/2016.
Commission for 'Mr. Money Regional Restoration Co.' dated 06/04/2016 from 'The Empire of Nova Roma et agros captos' Founder, Nova roma et agros captos (only Embassy building)
Commission for 'Mr. Money Regional Restoration Co.' dated 07/04/2016 from 'Natan Region' Founder. United states of natan (only Recruitment)
Association agreement between 'Mr. Money Regional Restoration Company' and The Liberty Alliance to rebuild Regions liberated from Raiders and abandoned by Raiders dated 07/04/2016.
Supply deal between 'Mr. Money Tsar Vodka Co.", a Subdivision of 'Mr. Money International Corp.' and The Bar on the corner of every region with the understanding that 'Mr. Money Tsar Vodka' is to supply The Bar on the corner of every region with an unspecified quantity of produce, in particular Russian Vodka, in return for £8,000 per month dated 21/04/2016.
Association Agreement between The Libery Alliance and Mr. Money Regional Restoration Co. officially over on 24/04/2016 due to Raid on the former and the transfer of members to Rossferry
'Mr. Money Crown Bank' opened, with it's main branch in The Republic of Nauru, construction started on 27/04/2016.
Commission for 'Mr Money Regional Restoration Company' dated 12/05/2016 from Melhorion Sea Founder, Devernia.
'Mr. Money Hotels Ltd', a sibiduary of 'Mr. Money International Corp.' established as of 19/10/2016. First Hotel, Qothyae opens.
'Mr Money Christmastide Celebration 2016' Advertisment dated 14/12/2016
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'Mr. Money Hotels Ltd', a sibiduary of 'Mr. Money International Corp,' acquires 'The fangirl and fanboy army on 16/12/2016
Recipient of the 'Imperial Decoration Order of the Black Raven' as authorised by the Her Majesty the Witch-Princess of Angvar, Most eternal angvaria on the 22nd December 2016 and promoted to the esteemed position of 'Knight of the Order of the Black Raven'
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