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Iym winterless wrote:Excellent! Would you like a male one as well? It would do great work for their dwindling population.

Certainly, we will help with that for you
*offers a smile*

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Iym winterless, and Melicorium

Steampunk engineers

Iym winterless wrote:A little... she collects no ingredients.

So.. she magically makes honey?

Ladyrebels, Proctethia, Iym winterless, and Melicorium

Steampunk engineers wrote:So.. she magically makes honey?

No I am just guessing that it is a bit more organic and involves certain body fluids.

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and Melicorium

Iym winterless

Ladyrebels wrote:Certainly, we will help with that for you
*offers a smile*

Perfect!

*Throws another at you*

Steampunk engineers wrote:So.. she magically makes honey?

I-I don’t know how she secretes it... but they say her lip drips of honey.

Ladyrebels, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and Melicorium

Good morning TSP!

The Filippinas, President george washington, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and 1 otherMelicorium

President george washington wrote:*Gets drunk*

Brandy?
*wanders over to sit next to GW*
Are we having fun yet?

President george washington, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Iym winterless, and 1 otherMelicorium

President george washington

Ladyrebels wrote:Brandy?
*wanders over to sit next to GW*
Are we having fun yet?

Definitely

Ladyrebels, Lily pad nation, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and 1 otherMelicorium

Humanity bureau

ok i have become a legislator now what?

Ladyrebels, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and Melicorium

Iym winterless wrote:Perfect!

*Throws another at you*
I-I don’t know how she secretes it... but they say her lip drips of honey.

*catches it, gets bit, let out a few phrases about kitchen sinks*
Take these to the Manor..
*speaking to an aide from LR*
Please let Paige know they are there..
*the side takes the Shoebill Storks from Constance*
Yes my lady at once.
*she leaves quickly *

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Iym winterless, and Melicorium

Iym winterless

Ladyrebels wrote:*catches it, gets bit, let out a few phrases about kitchen sinks*
Take these to the Manor..
*speaking to an aide from LR*
Please let Paige know they are there..
*the side takes the Shoebill Storks from Constance*
Yes my lady at once.
*she leaves quickly *

Joyous!

*Sits down and relax*

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and Melicorium

Ladyrebels

Qawe wrote:Good morning TSP!

Hey yo what up?

President george washington wrote:Definitely

[edit do to flow of RP]
*sits at the bar with head carefully in hands, wondering if her friend GW is going to make it back soon, sighs softly*
Commander we have a breach in security..
*the words come through her ear piece, from the security bots*
*in a sudden move Constance is up and gone, the pain dismissed*
Deploy, get the RF into HQ, ordered by the Queen. I am about 50 km away. Scramble jets, get those fly guys up, copy?
*over her ear piece*
Copy
Copy
Copy
*she jumps onto her motorcycle outside and is gone*

Qawe, President george washington, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and 1 otherMelicorium

Western fardelshufflestein

He has a concussion; a flammenwerfer will not help. (Also, we are only human.)

GW is in one of our holding cells still. Our investigation is progressing nicely, however,

Ladyrebels, President george washington, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and 2 othersMelicorium, and The great parkguinius

Humanity bureau wrote:ok i have become a legislator now what?

Enjoy the fun

President george washington, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and 1 otherThe great parkguinius

Western fardelshufflestein wrote:He has a concussion; a flammenwerfer will not help. (Also, we are only human.)

GW is in one of our holding cells still. Our investigation is progressing nicely, however,

How's the king doing?

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and Western fardelshufflestein

Bizarrotan

My nation's Civil Rights fell for allowing free collage, fuk.

Lily pad nation, The Filippinas, Qawe, Steampunk engineers, and 2 othersMelicorium, and The great parkguinius

Western fardelshufflestein wrote:He has a concussion; a flammenwerfer will not help. (Also, we are only human.)

GW is in one of our holding cells still. Our investigation is progressing nicely, however,

[well back to the drawing boards, heads over to edit things]

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and The great parkguinius

Lily pad nation

Iym winterless wrote:I-I don’t know how she secretes it... but they say her lip drips of honey.

Ignoring subtext, would you want to have honey saliva? It would certainly make kissing more interesting, but then the clean up afterwards, ech.

Bizarrotan wrote:My nation's Civil Rights fell for allowing free collage, fuk.

Knowledge is a handicap you’re forcing onto your people.

The Filippinas, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Iym winterless, and 1 otherMelicorium

The great parkguinius

Western fardelshufflestein wrote:He has a concussion; a flammenwerfer will not help. (Also, we are only human.)

GW is in one of our holding cells still. Our investigation is progressing nicely, however,

You are just not using the flammenwerfer right! i use a flammenwerfer personally for everything! Child has a bruised arm use flammenwerfer and no more bruised arm! Out of Ice cream? Kill amerion all the ice cream you could possibly have! Concussion? Say goodbye head pains! Being a lunatic pyro and you are fighting off a horde of invisible french men? flammenwerfer! (goggles not included)

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and Western fardelshufflestein

President george washington

Ladyrebels wrote:

Back to man of mystery?
*sighs and puts head in hands, very carefully*
I am doing my best at looking like a raccoon, did I pass the test?
*looks at GW through 2 black eyes and a slightly crooked broken and scraped up nose*

*smiles*
Yep, you did pass the test

Ladyrebels, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers

Iym winterless

Lily pad nation wrote:Ignoring subtext, would you want to have honey saliva? It would certainly make kissing more interesting, but then the clean up afterwards, ech.Knowledge is a handicap you’re forcing onto your people.

It’s mostly a Biblical reference. A line where they go “but her lip drips of honey.” Mainly telling people to not be enticed.

But it would indeed make kissing more... enjoyable.

Lily pad nation, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and 1 otherThe great parkguinius

Western fardelshufflestein

Melicorium wrote:How's the king doing?

He should be discharged in a few weeks. It will be a long recovery, but the doctors are optimistic.

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Iym winterless, Melicorium, and 1 otherThe great parkguinius

Steampunk engineers

Iym winterless wrote:I-I don’t know how she secretes it... but they say her lip drips of honey.

Which lip?

Lily pad nation, Proctethia, Iym winterless, Melicorium, and 1 otherThe great parkguinius

Iym winterless

Steampunk engineers wrote:Which lip?

The... ones on her mouth.

*Pretends to ignore the question afterwards*

Lily pad nation, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and 1 otherThe great parkguinius

Lily pad nation

Iym winterless wrote:It’s mostly a Biblical reference. A line where they go “but her lip drips of honey.” Mainly telling people to not be enticed.

But it would indeed make kissing more... enjoyable.

What a way to avoid my question. The people, being me, demand to know if you’d enjoy always having the taste of honey in your mouth!
I think it would be too much sugar and you’d die or something, but some deaths are worth having you know?

Steampunk engineers wrote:Which lip?

Subtext!

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Iym winterless, and Melicorium

Hello tsp

President george washington, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and Melicorium

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