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“I have ze perfect solution,” announces crazed crackpot climatologist, Django Huffington. “Mein data shows zat ze ice is ziner each passing year due in part to global varming. Now, vhy don’t ve just hurry it up by pumping ze atmosphere full of more chlorofluorocarbon? All zis ice will go bye-bye in under a decade! How cool vould zat be?! Vell, not cool, you know... zere’d be no ice.”

Calm down Mr. Hitler.

“Ohmigod, the horror, you have to ban the vats!” yells your brother, waving his arms. “Naaa... I’m just messing with you! What you should actually do is breed everybody to be as dumb as possible. A smart tyrant always gets rid of the intellectuals first, and the best time to do that is before they’ve even been conceived. Combine pre-birth dumbification with suppressing the morons’ education, and there’s no reason why you can’t rule unchallenged for the rest of our lives.

big brain time

Armans wrote:

Are you assuming that he is a Nazi just because he's German?!? I am offended!

I assumed he was a nazi cause he wanted the earth to burn.

Ilstur wrote:

We almost had an embassy with a Furry region, luckily I canceled it.

I have slipped through

Ilstur wrote:

oh no

oh no

Imperial israeli states wrote:

oh no

Nah I'm just joking I'm not a furry, I'm a scally

Carstantinopipal wrote:

Nah I'm just joking I'm not a furry, I'm a scally

Scallies are better than furries cause snek.

Fuzzy fury wrote:

Hello! i see you aborted embassies with us the the world wide furry confederation, keep your officers in check next time some idiot decides to request an embassy O-o

That "idiot" was our WA Delegate, who started building embassies as a joke to annoy me, as I despise furries.

Ilstur wrote:

That "idiot" was our WA Delegate, who started building embassies as a joke to annoy me, as I despise furries.

that doesn't sound nice, someone annoying you

Carstantinopipal wrote:

Why did you have to do that through my embassy heathen

it was the quickest one i could find sorry if it offended you

Ilstur wrote:

We know each other IRL.

I know the delegate irl too, and I can confirm that this is absolutely something they would do.

I accidently removed me being a theocracy.

Heck.

“Well, this certainly is eye-opening,” exclaims amateur birdwatcher, Genghis Putin, with a pair of binoculars dangling from his neck.

Genghis Putin sounds like he has done genocide before.

WHAT. how does establishing feudalism INCREASE INCOME EQUALITY?