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“I have ze perfect solution,” announces crazed crackpot climatologist, Django Huffington. “Mein data shows zat ze ice is ziner each passing year due in part to global varming. Now, vhy don’t ve just hurry it up by pumping ze atmosphere full of more chlorofluorocarbon? All zis ice will go bye-bye in under a decade! How cool vould zat be?! Vell, not cool, you know... zere’d be no ice.”

Calm down Mr. Hitler.