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Seconds ago: Ilstur was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Certified bruh moment of Counterstrikeistan, infecting 24 million survivors.
Seconds ago: Ilstur was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Certified bruh moment of Counterstrikeistan, infecting 24 million survivors.
Seconds ago: Ilstur was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Certified bruh moment of Counterstrikeistan, infecting 30 million survivors.
1 minute ago: Ilstur was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Certified bruh moment of Counterstrikeistan, infecting 21 million survivors.
1 minute ago: Ilstur was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Certified bruh moment of Counterstrikeistan, infecting 18 million survivors.
2 minutes ago: Ilstur was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Certified bruh moment of Counterstrikeistan, infecting 28 million survivors.
2 minutes ago: Ilstur was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Certified bruh moment of Counterstrikeistan, infecting 33 million survivors.
2 minutes ago: Ilstur was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Certified bruh moment of Counterstrikeistan, infecting 52 million survivors.
3 minutes ago: Ilstur was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Certified bruh moment of Counterstrikeistan, infecting 52 million survivors.
3 minutes ago: Ilstur was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Certified bruh moment of Counterstrikeistan, infecting 39 million survivors.
IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE BAD
Seconds ago: Allergic to Water was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Queendom of Armans, killing 35 million zombies.
5 minutes ago: Allergic to Water was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Queendom of Armans, killing 27 million zombies.
5 minutes ago: Allergic to Water was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Queendom of Armans, killing 24 million zombies.
5 minutes ago: Allergic to Water was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Queendom of Armans, killing 31 million zombies.
9 minutes ago: Allergic to Water was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Queendom of Armans, killing 54 million zombies.
10 minutes ago: Allergic to Water was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Queendom of Armans, killing 70 million zombies.
103 minutes ago: Allergic to Water was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Queendom of Armans, killing 83 million zombies.
116 minutes ago: Allergic to Water was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Queendom of Armans, killing 98 million zombies.
11 hours ago: Allergic to Water was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
16 hours ago: Allergic to Water was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Queendom of Armans, killing 3 million zombies.
purify
purify
purify
purify
that is murdering his population
do research instead of death, keeps population alive.
Has it ever crossed your feeble mind that that is my intent?
“It’s not our war? It’s not our war?” cries (in)famous Ilstur-born fascist François Hansen. “Well maybe it’s time it became our war! Ilstur should take a more active, and by ‘active’ I mean ‘hostile’, role in international politics! This ethnic squabbling will be over when the war is over, and WE can end that war and purge the impure! Tiocfaidh ár lá! Sieg Ilstur!”
Sieg Ilstur!
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I made a new poll, it kind of sounds racist but wasn't meant to be.
Tiocfaidh ar la!
Tá ar ndóigh!
no
yes
false
“One louse goes missing and the whole country’s gone topsy-turvy!” exclaims a mud-encrusted peasant hanging through your office window. “Have you actually read up on the history of the concept of monarchy? Like this one: some guy claims divinity based on a ridiculous tale of a Clover in a lake giving him a sword. Does Ilstur really want anything to do with systems built on myth and legend? Come on! You can’t base a system of government on strange Clovers lying in lakes, distributing swords. You must return the power to the people!”
This is a reference to Monty Python and The Holy Grail.
Guess who just became #1 for religion in the world! Not me, but I did get the metric system.
New Volgo and Armans