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Hey God why do you have a Vatican flag?
The Stalker, may I be the puppet leader?
I will answer any questions asked and will provide a resume if required.
The catholic church has given me a lot of bling for it.
Fair enough.
God: O Unknowable One, King of the Aeons, thou Dispenser of Uncreated Light that is within us mortals, let Thy Name be glorified, and let all things be renewed in Thee.
God and Jesus Christos
You folks like my deck?
Impressive. My 'servant', as the Ecclesiarchy of Custodium calls her, Katharina, that's her name, has been interested in these cards. She has a deck that says "Miss Katie's Petting Zoo" or whatever.
I am pleased to announce, Hell has a Governor and the gates are OPEN, after nearly a decade behind a password.
Can check out our special edition of Hell's Bells here!
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee.
May 16th, 2023
Special Edition I. Back in Black
After over 8 and half years behind a password, Hell has finally reopened their gates. Thanks to the creation of the new frontier/governor system put into place, Hell has just appointed long time delegate and King of Hell The Stalker as governor. Freeing Hell from all prior security concerns and allowing the permanent removal of the password that had kept Hell safe for almost a decade. Special thanks to Sedgistan for pioneering this change that will allow a new life to so many historic regions.
In conjunction with momentous event, please join me in congratulating Premedite, Draconic Aiur, and Morbus as they all rise to the rank of Hell Elder. Long time residents of Hell and some of the very last to complete the trials to join Hell, it is an honor to have them join the rank eldership.
As the newly appointed governor, I’d like to take a moment to thank my fellow elders for helping us get here. I thank Cynical Alcoholics, the most senior Hell Elder since July 2003 and only other Hellion left who was once delegate of Hell and his long service to the region. I thank Donkervader, one of the first nations I recruited to join Hell upon becoming delegate almost 9 years ago. I thank Sathan, long time Hell Elder since December 2004. I thank Boolaroo long time Hell Elder since March 2004. I thank Yodoshi aka Daisy Johnson for her leadership of Underworld and devotion to the Hellion community. I thank Kyraina long time friend and Prince of Hell. I thank Altmoras as leader of the Horsemen, and all the advise and help with security he has given over the years.
I thank my former co-rulers, Freddland the Gatekeeper of Hell and Big jim p the Lord of Hell, for putting their trust in me all those years ago to lead Hell, it is my hope they some day return to see the newly freed Hell.
And a shout out to Gehenna Primus, Demonos, Mrev the Dead Goblin, and anyone I may have missed. It was a collective effort to get here, and it is because of their and all the Elders past and present dedication to Hell that reopening the gates became possible. It’s been too long, and we’re glad to be back.
We hope you've enjoyed our special edition of Hell's Bells. Nations interested in contributing to future issues should contact The Stalker for details.
Important Note: In payment for having enjoyed our Newspaper you are expected to up arrow this factbook. Failing to up arrow this factbook means you are willing choosing to forfeit ownership of your soul to The Stalker for all eternity instead. Thanks for reading.
Congratulations!
Hell yeah
Is this hell.....
Am I in the wrong place
<You gained the banner Autumnal.
Late but nice.
*heaven yeah*
hey god
Wow...this place a b-e-a-u...tiful
Remember guys. If you ever feel that God is not there with you. Isiah 41:10 Fear not, for I am with you; be not dismayed, for I am your God; I will strengthen you, I will help you, I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.
Should I even be here
no get banned with me
how tf is the mad king of hell the king of heaven wtf make me the king REVOLUTION
ban me please
ban me NOW
ban meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I shall leave the heavens to deliver judgement upon world dominion.
Best of luck Father.
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