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It's an archeological sight
Its booby trapped so good luck getting further then us...and it's in the middle of thick jungle with heavy aa protection
I dunno use nukes. Tha Guv'nor get mad at me then. But I can still sail aroun' and blow yer crap up so it will be cheaper jus' givin' me tha loot then ta rebuild it.
An me got me reputation ta think off. I can be bought off at Danegeld but if I don't get that I will blow anythin worthwhile at yer coast ta smithereens.
If you blow the greatest archeological site to smithereens we crash planes in to your ships (not suicide attack because we eject)
But we can pay you off...what's your price
It looks ta be at tha coast on tha map. an' sume ballistic missiles be takin care o' tha AAs and booby traps.
Heck, I could send me ballistic missiles ta yea from anywhere in tha world, I got ICBMs even if I just use conventional warheads on them. Yea on tha other hand have Scuds and me antimissiles can take those out while yers 'ave 5% to hit one o' mine.
A third o' tha valuables in each coastal city, then I'll be off by me merry way an' guaranteed ta not come back fer more in at least 12 months. An' donna try ta cheat me.
Still going to have my vaults...now I'm going to ask again what'd be yer pricel
Again I can either give you a 100k copies of donalia's autobiography or 500 platypus medium tanks
That be soundin' like terrible loot. What would I need tanks fer?
If yea aren't interested me thinks I might be forced ta do a demonstration. I rather not, wastin' cities cut into me profits.
Then wtf are you raiding...that's what you'd find in your raids
I'm not intimdAted I can knock them out of the sky
The frighteningly efficient neo-Enclavean economy, worth 405 trillion Bottlecap Marks a year... Don't give me crap, while yea aren't as rich as Anacodia Odinburgh or IDM yer people 'ave money an' valuables.
I jus' want a third o what people in coastal cities 'ave. That be standard vikin' fees since tha old days.
Yeah that's the thing...I keep telling you I dont keep me valuables on the coast
How? Me thinks yea missed tha anti missile rules. I'll be havin' 5 times yer arms manufacturing score.
I can send you 500 million bottlecaps
So people in yer large amount o' coastal cities don't get paid, yea 'ave no banks or no nuthin there?
Yea, right. Yea think that jus' because we be vikings we be stupid?
I dont think you get what I mean by that...I'm saying I can knock them out not through anti missile measures but through these negotiations
1 trillion. An' yea can collect it frem private citiezens, companies or tha governemnt, I dunno care.
Sure (I got a plan)
I'm not giving you it in the money itself but the equivalent in gold
Tha fleet goes out ta international waters, splittin' up in 4 lesser units (maybe tha subs too, yea donna 'ave the detection ta see that).
Yea 'ave 24 hours, then we be sending in a cargo ship ta pick up tha Danegeld. We will also mail yea a contract, stating that if yea pay up (in yer official currency) we will stay off frem plundering anything on land or islands an' just the usual quota o' merchant ships and yachts we plunder frem all nations besides Krimera, GV an' NNE.
We donna want ta overfish so our pirates get quotas unless sumeone invites us like here. Or annoys us.
There be also a clause saying if yea screw us over we be blockading yea frem sea. We du not like being screwed.
And how much gold would that be?
Yeah you blocke us...we go other way around over your Confederate ally's land
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