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Xeosia later wrote:

A representative from Xeosia Later begins to speak.
"So exactly how is this done?"

This was clearly not the question Haym was expecting. In fact, you nearly see his famed smile falter for a moment! Er... Well, I’m not precisely a scientist, you know? But what I can tell you is that I myself- He pats his chest with his prosthetic hand -Have been to the year 5020 and seen the world then with my own eyes!

Aerilia wrote:

Oh do you mean the 7 layer salad? Of Urad beans, Noodles, Illawarra Plum, Corn, Onions, Radish, and Nutmeg!

We should really stop creating so many salads...

What about dirt or rocks

Serpia is senpai, get away from me

Greatly wrote:

President Haym strides into a room containing representatives from many different nations wearing a lab coat prosthetic hand with multiple clocks embedded into it. He greets the crowd with a wave of his false hand.

Hello, everyone! I shall proceed to get straight to the point: Using innovative governmental policies, Greatly has sent our citizens to years and centuries ahead of our own! Yes, that is correct: some of the people of Greatly have lived in years up to three thousand years in the future to your current date! We invite you all to invest generously in this innovative and world-changing product and learn from us about what the world is like... in the future! Now, any questions?

"How much money does it cost?"

(I misread the post, and thought it was increasing the Lifespan of people)

Greatly wrote:

Now this is the sort of question Haym was expecting. Ah, my friend, there were sights to behold! And I would love to divulge that information... He coughs. But, er, I’m afraid there’s been a mix-up in the bureaucratic system that disallows me from sharing my personal experience. I’m sure that a few inter-government donations would certainly assist in untangling the mess, though... and perhaps allow you yourselves to have the technology! I know you wouldn’t want to lose another opportunity to Santamar like you did that superweapon... Money? Why, my friend, you cannot simply buy your way to the future! He clears his throat. Though, of course, some donations to the Greatlyian programs that make it all possible might allow me to let slip a few secrets of how it is done...

"I'm talking about the procedure, How much money does it cost to transport one Person to the future?"

"Also, I want to see some proof that you actually traveled to the future"

Santamar wrote:

"I'm talking about the procedure, How much money does it cost to transport one Person to the future?"

"Also, I want to see some proof that you actually traveled to the future"

Simply come on over to Greatly, my friend - I’m sure we could give you a sample of the proceedings!

Brelfest wrote:

Hello

Hello, my friend! How would you like to unlock the secrets of the future?

Santamar wrote:

"I don't want to be eaten alive by your Monstrous wildlife..."

Don’t worry, we shall take every step to... Er... placate them!

Greatly wrote:

Don’t worry, we shall take every step to... Er... placate them!

"Okay..."

"I'll go to Greatly."

Santamar wrote:

"Okay..."

"I'll go to Greatly."

Placate:
verb
make (someone) less angry or hostile.
"they attempted to placate the students with promises"
Similar:
pacify
calm
calm down

Schokoladenhimmel wrote:

Chinese rebel, so you were lying about having anxiety.
Even alley cats don't seep that low

I’m not lying

Greatly wrote:

No, but I can’t say we haven’t been close, my friend! Excellent choice, my friend! Haym mutters into a walkie-talkie: _{Quarantine the rabid Snawks past threat level three. We don’t particularly want another one to die.}

Emperor Camilo de la Plata, a 70-year old man, Goes to Greatly