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Ammmericaaaa wrote:

Imagine Henry the 8ths reaction when he finds out that it’s the male who determines the gender.

Probably would have had whoever told him that executed

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CheeseBread Island wrote:

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So Henry the 8th was the king of England. And he had his wife Anne Boleyn executed for not giving him a boy that could become the heir to his throne.

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

When’s the final battle between you and the urban dog from Sweden?
(My alt :))

I don't know. International cat day?

The list has been updated

Quotes taken out of context.

by The Unhinged Stable Genius of Ammmericaaaa

So, I'll be doing something where you guys send me quotes that sound unhinged or wrong when taken out of context and I'm gonna start off.
(Not part of the list but something thats unhinged)

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

I got some for everyone!
*pulls out a cake, pie, muffins, cupcakes, pie cake, muffin cake and a random guys head along with a assortment of toes, organs and bones*

Disclaimers: If I think a quote would work for this list, I'll ask the nation for permission :) Every quote below has been posted with the creators consent.

NOW THE ACTUAL LIST:

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

*Dies, then gets reincarnated as a biting baby*

Arlandias wrote:

*grabs mason jar*

Moltian wrote:

Oppressed at last! Oppressed at last! Thank Max Barry, I am oppressed at last!

Reantreet wrote:

*football punts the baby*

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

The rmb right now:

Uwu nya ☺️🥹
No you’re a Nazi!
The Roman’s forced people to assimilate into their culture!

But im good .

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

Good morning and why are we accusing people of nazism?

Arlandias wrote:

...no restrictions, eh?
*puts in a slab of cocaine*

Volaworand wrote:

Mmmm... Tasty latins.
I bet they have hot ankles.

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

There’s also a girlfriend and a crazy Irish dude who thinks he’s Prince in the story.

Arlandias wrote:

today a person i know almost got hit by a falling tree branch (dont worry, he is fine) and now that tree branch was used to duel swords with some adequate sized sticks from the branch...
interesting how life finds a way to be used by 2 15-16 year olds to duel with

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

Did SPIT get Michael Jackson to do a commercial for them turn burn his hair off and get him addicted to pain killers?

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

Run before someone eats you.

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

When’s the final battle between you and the urban dog from Sweden?
(My alt :))

United Lossolia wrote:

(opens country millitary fridge) time to drink my daily dose of liquid sh*t

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

*CCP soldiers marching towards my school looking for a immortal dude*

Arlandias wrote:

thank you :3 this will not be sold to china!

Swedish URBAN Dog wrote:

Sure. Do you have any explosive ones? I'm preparing for the final fight against Norwegian FOREST Cat...

Socialist Lop wrote:

But I really don't like polygamy

The Weirdo wrote:

_{psst Ebonhand hide the cheese they must never know}

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

In Ammmericaaaa, we measure things using corpses!

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

Human Rights and all that nonsense.

Kabarakastan wrote:

why don't just use a human body? its literally the same

Santa C wrote:

Finally, now that I don't have to give presents I can watch N-17 sex/horror slashkiller rom-coms!

Bascora wrote:

Nah bruh that's not you that's Mrs Dursley

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

I see a baby in his neck wtf!?

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

He looks like the result of 14 generations of the same family having a orgy.

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

No, it was me realizing I'd left a baby at a gangsters house

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

The Pope, the Swiss guard, Henry VIII and his divorce addiction and if JFKs wife had been shot instead of him

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

I have had a dream that I, um, I had, I- I could, I'll do, I-, I wants, I, I could do so, I-, I'll do, I could, I, I want, I want them to do me so much I could do anything.

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

It was a normal day as I watched the beach from my beachside house as I drank some SPIT and blood just freshly taken from a crime scene when I saw Petea throw up a blue whale again. I groaned as I fed my 88th wife and 989 child to the whale again before it left me alone.

New Xartoia wrote:

You know, sometimes, i feel as if my previous death was because a large amount of kidney beans were shoved up my [CENSORED].

Volaworand wrote:

Sorry, how do you prefer to be violated?

Read dispatch

Peoples Guerilla Armed Coalition wrote:

Cheese and breed
These days I've been feeling blessed

*bread*
Doesn’t rhyme with breed 🥯🍞🥖🥨🥐🫓🥪🍦🍨

we had a hold and secure because a guy wanted to take a hostage near our school (we fine tho)

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

Damn. That’s scary

my music class just played kahoot :/

Virifortis wrote:

New telegram, guys! This time, a communication coming directly from our Minister of Defense. It is extremely important so please read it!

Let's do this, guys!

Arlandias wrote:

we had a hold and secure because a guy wanted to take a hostage near our school (we fine tho)

Oh Damn sounds scary. Glad youre ok.

Reminds me of that situation in Sweden I believe. Or Finland. There was a shooter.

If any of you are watching round 2 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs (Ice Hockey) who are you rooting for
Options for East:
Florida Panthers
New York Rangers
Boston Bruins
Carolina Hurricanes
Now West:
Dallas Stars
Edmonton Oilers
Vancouver Canucks
Colorado Avalanche

Hi

Gcngstcs Paradise wrote:

femboy furry is a banger name for a country my man

Very informative... 🥱🙄