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Post by Sword and Rambo suppressed by 
Witchcraft and Puppetry.
Forms FORM-29827281-12:
Test Assessment Report
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.
Forms FORM-55551-5:
Personnel File Addendum:
Dear <<Subject Name Here>>,
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.
Forms FORM-55551-6:
Personnel File Addendum Addendum:
One last thing:
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.
PS: And believe me I am
still alive.
PPS: I'm doing Science and I'm
still alive.
PPPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm
still alive.
FINAL THOUGHT:
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.
FINAL THOUGHT PS:
And when you're dead I will be
still alive.
STILL ALIVE
Still alive.
Post by Ryo mik encokoberpialand suppressed by Anangaripu attackbot1.
Well here we are again
It's always such a pleasure
Remember when you tried
To kill me twice?
Oh, how we laughed and laughed
Except I wasn't laughing
Under the circumstances
I've been shockingly nice
You want your freedom?
Take it
That's what I'm counting on
I used to want you dead
But now I only want you gone
She was a lot like you
(Maybe not quite as heavy)
Now little Caroline is in here too
One day they woke me up
So I could live forever
It's such a shame the same
Will never happen to you
You've got your
Short sad
Life left
That's what I'm counting on
I'll let you get right to it
Now I only want you gone
Goodbye my only friend
Oh, did you think I meant you?
That would be funny
If it weren't so sad
Well you have been replaced
I don't need anyone now
When I delete you maybe
Redacted (I'll stop feeling so bad)
Go make some new disaster
That's what I'm counting on
You're someone else's problem
Now I only want you gone
Now I only want you gone
Now I only want you gone
Post self-deleted by Germanastan.
[b]Welcome to the Confederation of Nations, open to anyone who wants to join.[/b][hr] [i]The only use of an obstacle is to be overcome. All that an obstacle does with brave men is, not to frighten them, but to challenge them - [color=red]Woodrow Wilson[/color][/i][hr] [b]This region has been liberated by the forces of [region]Dark Raven[/region] and the [region]Union of Allied States[/region][/b] [nation]The Civitas Islands[/nation], Commanding General [nation]United Osean Federation[/nation], Battalion Chief [nation]South Waterford[/nation], Along for the ride
What is all this??????
The CON has been raided??
All the rich history of this region is lost!!!!!
The civitas islands, 
United Osean Federation Who are you?
I know 
South Waterford though.
Ohh ok. Nice to meet you then.
I am just returning to my old home. I am in shock to see how the region ended up.
As a former President of the CON, I appreciate your help and intervention against the raiders and at least recuperated the flag and WFE.
I remember the Union of Allied States, I know South Waterford. I will probably give your region a look to see if I am welcome over there.
After seeing this region. I am sad to say I will be leaving. The CON was a great place. Sadly it has been lost. I am glad that South Waterford, United Osean Federation and The civitas islands liberated this region and tried their best to maintain the CON at least alive in someway
Goodbye old home!
We would be honored if you would join us.
New porto rico and Handal Ands
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