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Feoras wrote:

It might have been making a suggestion rather than a correction. Jam is better than jelly.

Peanut butter is better then both.

Eripolis wrote:

I bring vodka for all of you

pops open a bottle and drinks it whole

Is there a shooting range here, by the way?

pulls out Desert Eagle with suppressor, extended mag, and laser sight

I could offer you a bunch of drones to shoot at, if you want. In the basement.

East berlin state wrote:

*I would pull a box of donuts with a mysterious flesh like outer layer, and a red jam with powdered sugar as the topping. It is filled with a yellow substance that looks like whipped cream with food coloring, with pink balls that look like wet Jaw breakers inside.* Anyone want these? No body wanted any at the Godzilla Retirement home..

Takes a donut and pops it in their mouth.

..Stuffed donuts aren't my favorite, but this is pretty okay. 6/10.

Feoras wrote:

Jam is better than jelly.

Now, there's a question that I'm not getting involved in. Likely this debate won't ever be solved.

Jehovahs witness wrote:

I could offer you a bunch of drones to shoot at, if you want. In the basement.

Oh ... ah ... Were you planning to use those for target practice? I just fed them to the Spaghetti Monster ... 'cause, you know, they were all sitting around the basement and I didn't feel like schlepping myself upstairs for another bag of Purina Spaghetti Monster Chow.

Eripolis wrote:

I bring vodka for all of you

pops open a bottle and drinks it whole

Is there a shooting range here, by the way?

pulls out Desert Eagle with suppressor, extended mag, and laser sight

Woah.

Feoras wrote:

Jam is better than jelly.

Now then, I presume you are aware that 'jam' in 🇬🇧Great Britain is 'jelly' in the 🇺🇸USA, but 'jelly' in 🇬🇧Great Britain is 'jello' in the 🇺🇸USA? - Which two of these were you comparing and showing your preference for?

East berlin state wrote:

Peanut butter is better then both.

What are your thoughts on chocolate spread?

Pulls out a layered peanut butter, caramel, and chocolate spread sandwich from his knapsack,...
...and devours it.

*hurriedly leaves $10 at Flo's cashier counter*
Must...catch the bus!

Feoras wrote:

Jam: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_preserves#Jam
Jelly: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_preserves#Jelly

Jam is not jelly in the US. We have jam and jelly and jello. There's probably another j around here somewhere.

I think that j is Jenga.

Feoras wrote:

Jam: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_preserves#Jam
Jelly: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_preserves#Jelly

Jam is not jelly in the US. We have jam and jelly and jello. There's probably another j around here somewhere.

Then how come I hear so much about how 'peanut butter and jelly sandwiches' are so popular in the USA, and yet every depiction of them uses jam not jelly with the peanut butter?

Also:

"In North America, jelly (from the French gelée) refers exclusively to a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit (or vegetable) juice—thus differing from jam by excluding the fruit's flesh—and is set by using its naturally occurring pectin, whereas outside North America jelly more often refers to a gelatin-based dessert..."

- excerpt from: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_preserves#Jam

Eighties republic wrote:

*hurriedly leaves $10 at Flo's cashier counter*
Must...catch the bus!

Who's throwing it? Fastball-style, or curve?

Feoras wrote:

We have jam and jelly and jello. There's probably another j around here somewhere.

Juice. Jellybeans. Jawbreakers.

Brocklandia wrote:

You realize you just described the human spleen, right? Since when is that an ingredient in donuts? And can I have two dozen?

The late Maximillian Chelspiere, who I gave to a muse, asked for me to make a donut that pretty much described the Human spleen. And oh boy, did I do it!

Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart wrote:

Now then, I presume you are aware that 'jam' in 🇬🇧Great Britain is 'jelly' in the 🇺🇸USA, but 'jelly' in 🇬🇧Great Britain is 'jello' in the 🇺🇸USA? - Which two of these were you comparing and showing your preference for?
What are your thoughts on chocolate spread?

Pulls out a layered peanut butter, caramel, and chocolate spread sandwich from his knapsack,...
...and devours it.

What if I told you I have only had nutella like once or twice in my life, so i really dont have much of an opinion on it.
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Also, I just heard Robin Roberts on GMA say the word "Videl."WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?!

Jehovahs witness wrote:

Jan you believe this sudden segue into a terrible joke?

Jes, I jan. Now stop calling me "Jan."