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Welcome everyone to Комсомольская ПРАВДА. Let's see what's on our agenda:

10 days since the Haptu war:

The main Haptu war has died off in the news, but still stays slightly prevalent on the radars of Komsomolskaya Pravda. There have been no new updates as of recently, and the war is at a standstill. Fortunately, the capital has been taken, and the battle has been won by Chechen forces. A loyal, provisional government was put into power at the steps of the crumbling parliament building. Here's what the new council had to say:

"We may face heavy opposition at the moment, but, we will continue to live on. Our Chechen friends, which have helped generously give our nation a working government in the East, are now advancing on all fronts. We will win the war, and this victory will be sweet. It will be an amazing victory, and it will end the anarchy and violence that has spilled out of the nation and out into the Communist Bloc..."

The transmission ended at 1:41 P.M. on the 24th. As of right now, Imam Asultinov is the de-facto leader of the unstable country, and they are now currently electing a new leader.

Why the absence?

Sorry for the wait for a new newsletter, but, I have been extremely busy these past few days. I will most likely be able to upload whenever I can, but I will try to upload every day, but for right now, there's really nothing to do at the moment. That's about it, so... thank you for listening to the creator's note.

The parliament victory, elections now fully over

The parliament elections in Grozny have officially ended, and the main votes are now in from the Grozny-Chechen Security Council (G-CSC). These new elections mainly have the same results as the earlier parliament rounds of elections, so not much has changed there. However, the Islam Liberation Party (ILP) has actually gained 3 seats. That is the main big change in the parliament, however, a new set of laws are being voted upon by Imam Asultinov. These are main improvements of SWAT and Police forces, with the Police and SWAT having terrible equipment, as Chechnya has just ended the civil conflict a month ago.

Fall of Chechen Socialism?

With the new Chechen parliament in place, and with the Haptu nation in place, the current seats make the Komsomol party with around 49.98% of the parliamentary seats. Opposition of the Komsomol has been seen in the past few hours, and even in the past few days, calling for small privatization of small industries in the nation. The process has been voted on, and some parts of heavy and small industry is lightening up government control on the economy. However, there is still a major government presence in the economy, and the Imam Asultinov is saying that;

"Small reforms may be held out and passed, but beware, our nation can collapse at any moment, which would end the unstable Chechen peace that we have been so desperately trying to hold. This will collapse the only society that is truly in power, and the Chechen people will again be divided into smaller factions, trying to hold onto power. As of right now, we have made some progress in the reforms, but we will still mainly hold onto our Conservative (Socialist) values, the Komsomol and it's branches will never cease to exist, and they will hold on, even when times are tough, and even when the country is shattered into pieces. If reformers do take over, they will make sure that our branches are kept. Thank you for tuning in, and may Chechens, and the entire Communist Bloc, enjoy freedom and sovereignty."

This speech has moved a lot of citizens to stand and support Komsomol, even if only a small percentage are doing so. The reforms pledge to keep most heavy industry in the government, but the small industry may not be in the hands of the government any longer.


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Lemenis wrote:It is. Russia, Belarus, and Kazakhstan all speak it. A couple of Eastern European Countries speak a variation of it.

Eastern european countries do speak slavic languages, but they are no a variation of Russian. It's more accurate to say that Russian has a common ancestor with the languages of Eastren European countries.

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I know a single word of Russian.

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And the alphabet.

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Shto etu?

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Pazholstu.

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That’s three words.

Rharia

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Sloventa troops just landed in Ivavostok, Haptu. Just this last hour and the press that are mostly on the naval ships saying large battleships are shooting at the land at least a mile away from the shore there... The fleet the flag ships are the SSC Dancia being a battleship with the SSC Pavol being a aircraft carrier currently as of right now doing bombing runs on military targets such as bases and air superiority. As of right now there are two fleets where one one will split away from the other.

Axiomatix wrote:That’s three words.

Ok but can you type it in Russian characters?

fun fact quintuple posting is a good way to be banned

Keaben, Yeniseysk, and Greater lenoland

Axiomatix wrote:-surpressed quintuple post-

New Astri wrote:fun fact quintuple posting is a good way to be banned

Listen to New Astri or get banjected.
anyways hows the RMB tonight

The Antarian Commonwealth, Socialist indian republics, and Ruberian

Three hours ago, namely on 04:40 this day, Slarov has been Captured by Antarian Forces after a short but fierce Battle.

The Battle has officialy begun in midnight yesterday, with a reconnaissance battalion from the 74th Motorized infantry division engaging combat near the city of Slarov.
After one Hour, the 19 divisions sent to Slarov have reached their place near Slarov, and began an encirclement which would last for the rest of the day.
With an accompanying shock of Artillery and Rocket Fire, The Antarian divisions, 74th, 23rd, 47th, 67th and 34th Have begun a storm on the city.
The 74th and 23rd Divisions have Captured the Town hall and Market Square on 02:30 in the morning, The 47th and 34th captured the west and northern part of the city and the 67th division succeded in taking the eastern part of the city.
On About 06:30, The Antarians began a rally of the people both in Slarov and in Odilensk.
"Setting up a New Government is your job dear comrades, You have earned the right to govern yourselves, Under a new flag. No Longer shall you die under the banners of capital, this time, you may live in the light of the banner of Socialism.
Today, We will be recruiting Party and government officials, everyone interested in doing works such as public works and governmental works should seek the nearest Political office set up by the Military.
It'll be easy to spot, it will be most possibly in the market square and will have a huge new flag waving from a balcony."

With these Words, General Antonio Salvera who was present there at the time has proclaimed and recognized the Haptu Government for National Reconstruction.

Hola losers, que tal mi amigos?

Surfs up, my dudettes

Socialist indian republics

So... we may've accidentally plunged Japan into anarchy, and given the authorisation for any country to use any tech they want...
Are uh, war crimes okay if it's done to a Capitalist? Because if not, I uh... think one of my allies is screwed. - Dr. Chimi Akagi MD

Greater lenoland

Crimson Tree wrote:
So... we may've accidentally plunged Japan into anarchy, and given the authorisation for any country to use any tech they want...
Are uh, war crimes okay if it's done to a Capitalist? Because if not, I uh... think one of my allies is screwed. - Dr. Chimi Akagi MD

War crimes are more than okay for capitalist nations. In an alternate universe of course because I’m then essentially saying bomb my own house.

4d donkeys

Sloventa Is your name based off somewhere in the Slovenic region? Like Slovenia, Slovakia, Serbia, Czechia ect? It gives me those kind of vibes.

Rhudiland wrote:War crimes are more than okay for capitalist nations. In an alternate universe of course because I’m then essentially saying bomb my own house.

And what if someone uses WMDs? - Dr Chimi Akagi MD"

Crimson Tree wrote:
And what if someone uses WMDs? - Dr Chimi Akagi MD"

Well then we’d encourage you even more!

New thanisland

Hi guys im in school again

Greater lenoland

New thanisland wrote:Hi guys im in school again

do your learning! very importantly, be sure not to get in trouble

Crimson Tree wrote:
So... we may've accidentally plunged Japan into anarchy, and given the authorisation for any country to use any tech they want...
Are uh, war crimes okay if it's done to a Capitalist? Because if not, I uh... think one of my allies is screwed. - Dr. Chimi Akagi MD

As long as not deliberately targeted towards civilians, yes.

Greater lenoland

I have the issue Parks and Aggravation and I am way too distracted by the Parks and Rec references to answer it, i just keep reading it and laughing [viewtopic.php?f=13&t=88&start=75#1509] I think I'm between Leslie-I-mean-Wesley's idea and Ron-I-mean-Jon's idea, but yay references XD

Eldiano yeagerista

I am very happy, finally my country is "perfect", good equality, superb political and civil rights, economy thriving, left-wing utopia, everything is thriving.

Rubumba, Souial, and Greater lenoland

Welp, Here we go again.

Zitherstadt wrote:Eastern european countries do speak slavic languages, but they are no a variation of Russian. It's more accurate to say that Russian has a common ancestor with the languages of Eastren European countries.

Russian is mainly spoken in Russia and Kazakhstan, but is also spoken in Belarus and the other ex-soviet countries.

By the way, the Cyrillic alphabet comes from Bulgaria

Souial, Ruberian, and Greater lenoland

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