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But I didn’t buy you anything! Now I feel like I need to gift you something, you’ve given me both a lovely card and an obligation.
I couldn’t ask for better presents!
Beepee, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers
No such obligation exists! Simply the present of your presence is enough!
Lily pad nation, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers
Indeed, the food is nice
*throws another gingerbread house at your head*
Merry Christmas!
Beepee, Lily pad nation, and Proctethia
I'm sure You're just intent on fattening us all up
...
*scoffs the gingerbread house*
Lily pad nation, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers
I just want everyone to enjoy Christmas! Is something wrong with the gingerbread house?
*pitches a replacement gingerbread house at you*
Beepee and Proctethia
But he eats them! Munches and crunches the toes of poor children! That would be bad enough, but he targets rich children who don't put out butter as well, and that cannot stand. Besides, the greatest gift would be not taking the toes of children who don't put out sticks of butter at night! Who even needs that much butter? Imagine how bad his health must be! Aside from our unbridled anger, we're worried. After putting cyanide on the toes of children didn't work, we put vitamins instead, in the hopes his improved health would make him happier and less likely to chew off child toes.
It only made him stronger.
We've asked for help from the others, but Santa Claus doesn't even bother responding to our letters, Sinterklass always has some excuse about us "not having wide enough streets for a proper parade", and the one time we invited Krampus (in the hopes he would fight Pai Natal off his turf), they just combined forces!
Beepee, Lily pad nation, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers
Why would Krampus help someone who steals toes? Isn’t Krampus supposed to punish the foul?
Also have a fruitcake for the holidays!
*forcefully places a slice of fruitcake in your hand*
Beepee, Jaxon, Lily pad nation, Doddering old duffers, and 1 otherProctethia
Flies by
Curlyhoward, Si-topia, Beepee, Linguiniland, and 5 othersLily pad nation, Doddering old duffers, Proctethia, Thevira, and Darthdayv
Hi Santa! Don't forget to washa where the Sun don't shiiiiiiiiiine!
Si-topia, Beepee, Lily pad nation, Doddering old duffers, and 2 othersProctethia, and Steampunk engineers
You do realize that all balance is in the big toe, and you only need one to walk. In fact it’s not unheard of for a big toe to be removed and reattached in place of a missing thumb. I work with a fellow that’s missing one big toe and he moves quite well.
Beepee, Linguiniland, Doddering old duffers, Proctethia, and 1 otherSteampunk engineers
Wait I always heard it was the pinkie toe (the smallest one) that was required for balance. ahhh everything I've ever known has fallen over!
Doddering old duffers, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers
Has everything you’ve ever known lost its toe then, causing it to fall over?
Beepee and Proctethia
Merry Christmas, TSP~
The Solar System Scope, Beepee, Lily pad nation, Proctethia, and 2 othersSteampunk engineers, and Thevira
Merry Christmas!
*launches gingerbread cookies at you*
Merry christmas JSG!
Proctethia and Steampunk engineers
He starts with the big one! It's the mark of a wise and crafty person who has retained their big toe all through childhood, when Pai Natal no longer desires their footly flesh. But he doesn't stop with that one! No, he munches and crunches on the toes of those who fail to provide him a stick of butter. Besides, balance or not, it's a terrible thing to wake up with no toe through no fault of your own. Our nation simply can't produce enough fresh butter in time for the holidays. We can't eve stockpile it, because if there's one thing Pai Natal hates more than no butter, it's old butter.
They're all required, but the big and pinky toes are the most important, with the big toe having a bigger role in carrying the weight. I can't tell you how much money goes towards putting railings on every vertical surface to help prevent people from falling constantly.
Beepee, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers
Wait, you're not gonna celebrate Christmas?
Well, Merry Christmas anyways!! :)
The Solar System Scope, Beepee, Lily pad nation, Doddering old duffers, and 2 othersProctethia, and Steampunk engineers
No! Stop! With ever merry Christmas, you only feed his power! Stop, before it is too late! Stop before more children lose their toes!
Beepee, The Filippinas, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers
Let's be fair. children don't need toes.
indeed.... do we even need children?
Linguiniland, Lily pad nation, Poleande, The Filippinas, and 3 othersDoddering old duffers, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers
Absolutely not. The fewer children the better, I say. But they make such a racket whenever their toes are taken, we can't sleep properly for weeks, what with the caterwauling. Plus, eventually they all become adults who are productive, and Pai Natal crippling our workforce is an act of war!
Beepee, Poleande, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers
Well dang here’s your solution. Cut off both of his big toes making him unable to walk properly. When he apply for a handicap parking permit, reject it on some bureaucratic grounds. (We all know you have a taste for unending paperwork). Thereby forcing him to park in the furthest parking spot, instead of the handicapped parking spots up front, and give the offending child target enough time to prepare.
Beepee, Lily pad nation, Poleande, Doddering old duffers, and 2 othersProctethia, and Steampunk engineers
What if we’re llamas, not swans? Are you discriminating against llamas??? o.0
Aumeltopia, Beepee, Lily pad nation, Poleande, and 3 othersDoddering old duffers, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers
Yes. Obviously. What did you think was happening?
Amerion, Aumeltopia, Lily pad nation, Poleande, and 2 othersProctethia, and Steampunk engineers
Then you need to become a SWAN! Because being a SWAN is the most important thing.*
Llama** are also very important
** llama, llamas, llamopotami, what is the plural?
Amerion, Aumeltopia, Lily pad nation, Poleande, and 3 othersDoddering old duffers, Proctethia, and Steampunk engineers
The plural is llamas... I think
Also CHRISTMAS!
*gives everyone a gingerbread man then collapses on a nearby bed*
Amerion, Beepee, Poleande, Doddering old duffers, and 1 otherProctethia
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