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Welcome The Land of the Joker to The Iceberg Lounge! Please make yourself at home.

The land of the joker

Ah. thank you good sir! Ya know I think I may have a Bloody Mary too. I don't know what's in it, but it sounds delightful.

Answering issue #271, today:
"He did WHAT?" shouts over-zealous police officer Buffy McKay. "The Dogman is a menace to society and an insult to the police. Vigilantism should not be tolerated, and the police should have the right to track these people down and throw them in jail. We'll show others like him that the law cannot be taken into their own hands."

(for "Dog", read "Bat"... ^_^)

The land of the joker wrote:Ah. thank you good sir! Ya know I think I may have a Bloody Mary too. I don't know what's in it, but it sounds delightful.

Sure thing, Bloody Mary is vodka & tomato juice, with various combinations of other spices and flavorings.

Personally I prefer a fine wine, or shots of whiskey.

Dr simon hurt wrote:Answering issue #271, today:
"He did WHAT?" shouts over-zealous police officer Buffy McKay. "The Dogman is a menace to society and an insult to the police. Vigilantism should not be tolerated, and the police should have the right to track these people down and throw them in jail. We'll show others like him that the law cannot be taken into their own hands."

And in response to this decision “ Police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions”.

^_^

"Your Notices

Dr Simon Hurt gained the banner Metropolis.
6 days ago"

'Metropolis'? Should be 'Gotham City', of course...

^_^

'Gotham' banner uploaded (as 'Custom #1'), and set as primary.

'Capo'? H'mm...

Darkdestruction

One Bloody Mary on the rocks please! Oh hi Cobblepot how's like as king of Gotham? Points out the door isn't Jerome Valeska?

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Darkdestruction

Good evening ladies and gentlemen! Does anyone know where I can find the Maniax!? I'd like to join their ranks.

Darkdestruction wrote:Good evening ladies and gentlemen! Does anyone know where I can find the Maniax!?

"Sorry, no."

*<looks down at empty glass>*
"Bartender! An absinthe drip over here, please."

*<notices that Mr Nigma is also present>*
"Here's one for you, Eddie: Riddle me this, why does the Joker hate Paris?"

^_^

Darkdestruction

Darkdestruction

Dr simon hurt wrote:"Sorry, no."
*<looks down at empty glass>*
"Bartender! An absinthe drip over here, please."
*<notices that Mr Nigma is also present>*
"Here's one for you, Eddie: Riddle me this, why does the Joker hate Paris?"
^_^

*looks angry for second then walks over to Dr. Hurt*
"Ya know I think I remember you from somewhere.....?"

Darkdestruction wrote:*looks angry for second then walks over to Dr. Hurt*
"Ya know I think I remember you from somewhere.....?"

"Well, I was in here the last time that you stopped by..."

Darkdestruction

Dr simon hurt wrote:"Well, I was in here the last time that you stopped by..."

"True, my names Ilean, but you can call me Harley."

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Darkdestruction wrote:"True, my names Ilean, but you can call me Harley."

"Hello, Harley. You can call me either Simon or Thomas.
"May I buy you a drink?"

Darkdestruction

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Darkdestruction

Hey Cobblepot , can I have a cream soda with a hint of Carmel?

Dr simon hurt

"As a region, The Iceberg Lounge is ranked 18’415th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates."
That's out of 20'380 regions: Not too bad...

^_^

I suppose so? But one would be a fool to commit a crime in a country where prisoners have no rights and are thrown to the Wolves for the entertainment of the masses.

"Bartender, another Absinthe Drip wanted over here."

Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot and The man who laughs

Having survived an attempt on his life by the Joker, Dr Hurt appeared in several recent issues of 'Nightwing'.

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