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*coffee*
Darkesia, Wickedly evil people, and Boris cultian
Q: Eli why did you vote against the condemnation of Ever Wandering Souls?
A: Because only an idiot would vote for a condemnation from a bunch of self satisfied backslapping wanna be's. In fact the Security Council should be abolished. Souls should go crush their egg sucking regions.
*sips coffee*
BBD, better limber up, a puppet birthfest is under way
Westwind, Bhang Bhang Duc, Bran Astor, Comia Noracon, and 3 othersFuentana, Varanius, and Boris cultian
TODAY IN THE WEST
Ahoy, mateys!
Avast ye: Haikuesday is here, and ye must write pirate-themed haiku that are sharp as a cutlass.
American buccaneers: today is Voter Registration Day. Yer captain declares that unless you're a lad, ye must be sure to register! https://nationalvoterregistrationday.org/
Endorse your Pirate King 
Bran Astor, then endorse everyone else responsibly.
Bhang Bhang Duc, Fujai, Bran Astor, Bobki, and 1 otherBoris cultian
Post by Huomio suppressed by 
Bhang Bhang Duc.
Summary
Huomio (styled Huomio!) is a social media service created by Kristjin Kevalich, Andreuz Wadalaiy and Faloe Mirosako of Pantheon Inc. In this app, you can share and react to different videos online. Announcement of the app came in on May 4th, 2006. Beta testing started September 3rd, 2007 (beta testing was originally gonna be on August 3rd, but the Great Matchaiwan Conflict was occurring, and the fighting came to their area). The app was fully released on March 18th, 2008, just in time for Innovation Day. Since then, over 150 million people have been using the app, and it is considered one of the best apps in Treciene.
Huomio is the Finnish word for Attention, in which the app alerts you of news and briefings every day. You can follow people, make friends and play games to create progress. The name Huomio came from Kevalich, who was of Finnish Heritage. The app's quote is "Connecting Everyone to Create Anything", which implies that the app should attract people to post and get popular while inspiring people to get popular, in which they also inspire people to get popular, and so on. The headquarters of Huomio is in Crowntelevon, the capital of Treciene. Sadly, Pantheon Inc. filed for Chapter 10 Bankruptcy on February 19, 2014 after some controversy in the app. Despite This, Kevalich, Wadalaiy and Mirosako created a new corporation, Entryville, and this started the golden age for Huomio. Huomio still thrives today.
In 2020, Huomio was made available to the citizens of Badjurstan, After this, the Badjur language site Lingo-Lango had partnered with Huomio, so new Badjur language lessons can be learned. SCP Faudation uses the service, and strives to own the company. Americaaaa also uses the service. Sadly, Huomio is banned in many countries, like New Ryansville and Greater Northern Pokemon Reich.
Info
Here is the Information about Huomio.
Created By:
Entryville
(Formerly Pantheon Inc.)
Creators
Kristjin Kevalich
Andreuz Wadalaiy
Faloe Mirosako
Headqaurters:
Iliminich Street, Crowntelevon, Treciene
Release Date(s):
Beta Testing: September 3rd, 2007
Full Release: March 18, 2008
Area Served:
Worldwide
Industry:
Internet
Link:
www.huomio.tcn
Compatitbility:
Anything
Cost:
Free!
App Description:
Huomio! There's something you should see!
Welcome to Huomio, the app where you connect!
Get the latest scoops from your device!
Set down your reactions about scoops!
Follow channels to never miss a scoop!
Post your own scoops for people to see!
Chat with people or channels anytime!
Play some games and earn progress!
Just have some good old fun!
Huomio is guaranteed to give you a laugh.
Get it now for free!
Leaderboards
These are the list of people who are most:
Liked, Loved and Followed.
Most Liked:
1. Reilly-Baade Offical, 4,192,102 Likes
2. The Sus, 3,810,891 Likes
3. Ross Shapekid, 3,500,000 Likes
4. CHesTer Tixaloma, 3,173,564 Likes
5. Royal Cross, 2,999,999 Likes
6. Tintuval, 2,831,103 Likes
7. Channel 19-St. Torenix, 2,102,381 Likes
8. AAAAAAAAAAAAA, 1,413,104 Likes
9. HuomioOffical, 1,291,103 Likes
10. Entree Meal, 1,241,491 Likes
Most Loved:
1. HuomioOffical, 3,410,108 Likes
2. RossShapekid, 3,125,215 Likes
3. Kin Taka Music, 2,386,578 Likes
4. Reilly-Baade Offical, 2,193,183 Likes
5. Entree Meal, 1,893,104 Likes
6. SackPack, 1,725,100 Likes
7. Royal Cross, 1,423,279 Likes
8. King Priestan III, 1,267,194 Likes
9. GaMeR gUs, 1,100,982 Likes
10. Nongalia, 897,565 Likes
Most Followed:
1. RossShapekid, 2,500,000 Followers
2. The Crowntelevon Times, 2,190,000 Followers
3. Reilly-Baade Offical, 1,830,140 Followers
4. GaMeR gUs, 1,578,134 Followers
5. Winterfrost Wireless, 1,310,211 Followers
6. King Priestan III, 1,015,143 Followers
7. The Seokandaze Publish, 919,000 Followers
8. Wokoz Twins, 902,192 Followers
9. Nijurie Kintaskuro, 804,019 Followers
10. Channel 19-St.Torenix, 800,192 Followers
Countries Using Huomio
Treciene
The emirate of the emirate
Badjuristan
Scp faudation
Americaaaaa
Wapistan
Silvedania
Novos romanos
Countries Banning Huomio
Greater northern pokemon reich
New Ryansville
Invest now.
Salt crust on my lips,
Doubloons safe in my pocket;
Ahoy me hearties!
Bhang Bhang Duc, Bran Astor, Fuentana, Varanius, and 1 otherBoris cultian
Puppets being thrown
Out of this our fair region.
Trebuchet Mk V.
Darkesia, Westwind, Fuentana, Willow Gate, and 1 otherBoris cultian
Making puppets walk
The plank costs very little.
Duty and pleasure.
Fuentana, Willow Gate, and Boris cultian
Post by Boris cultian suppressed by Bhang Bhang Duc.
I am pretty sure a haiku has to be something involving nature and/or love.
Aaarh begone scurvy knave, head back to your puppet master.
(Once upon a time people used to disguise their puppets, nowadays....)
Goblins are very natural and lovely being! But okay:
West Pacific, hear!
Once Syria is in bloom
my love will be yours.
I'm new here.....so I don't really know Wich region to join........help!!
Welcome! We'd love to have you stay in the West Pacific. You can do so by ignoring all recruitment telegrams, going to your telegram settings and there, click 'block all' for recruitment.
Then you can read our helpful new player guide here:
New Player's Guide to The West Pacific
by 
The Impeccably Arranged Snark of The West Pacific Master Dispatch
Delegate & World Assembly Recruitment:
Overthinkers @weirdoxvii
TWPAF:
Teralyon@.zafo
Foreign Affairs:
Varanius@tertiaryantagonist
Cultural Trust:
Fujai@smithy876
Regional Guides:
Zoran@oblivionwind
Congratulations! Your nation has made its way to NationStates' premier meritocracy! In this guide you'll find all you need to navigate this game and get involved in our community here in the West Pacific.
TWP Quick Links: The West Pacific ● 
Join the Discord Server! ● Regional Forums ● Master Dispatch
What is NationStates?
NationStates (NS) is a nation simulation game where we, the players, run nations and band together in regions to have a good time.
First and foremost, there is your individual nation. This is what you see with when you login to NS. You have the authority to govern it as you see fit by answering issues, which change your laws, statistics, and rankings. These can be found using the different symbol tabs on your nation page.
You can also join the World Assembly, get to know the people of TWP, apply for regional citizenship, and join the regional government, which you'll read about in the next few sections.
Regions and the World Assembly
Every nation is a part of a region, and like you, they start out in one of the five Pacific regions. Most regions have their own systems of government that have been created by the players who live there. Each region is headed by a Delegate, the nation with the most World Assembly endorsements.
The World Assembly (WA) is similar to the United Nations in the real world. In this body, resolutions and laws are passed that all WA member nations must abide by. Please join the World Assembly to help secure your new home and raise its influence on the world stage!
Once you have joined the WA, you may vote on proposals in the General Assembly (GA) and Security Council (SC), and endorse other TWP nations. Please note that you are only allowed to have one nation in WA.
As mentioned earlier, the nation with the most endorsements in a region is the Delegate, gaining executive power in the region. For those reasons, it's extremely important to join the WA and endorse our Delegate Overthinkers & the Guardians.
In order to endorse a nation after you join the WA, find their page and then scroll to the bottom, where there will be a button to endorse.
If you have any further questions about NationStates you can send a telegram to our current Delegate, Overthinkers. She’s a great person and will kindly help with and questions or concerns you may have!
All about The West Pacific!
Here in The West Pacific, we use a meritocratic system of government with the Delegate at its head. The more active you are in the region and the more capable you show yourself to be, the more opportunities you will get for responsibility and advancement.
Because of this, we are one of the most continuously innovative regions in the game. The regional government is made up of the Delegate, the Guardians, Ministers, Deputy Ministers, and staff. All positions are appointed by the Delegate based on merit except for the Speaker of the Hall and the Hall of Nations Guardian, who are elected by the members of the Hall of Nations.
Members of the Hall of Nations are citizens of The West Pacific. You can join by making an account on our forums, filling the citizenship form, and repeating the citizenship oath.
Your application will be processed as soon as possible. While you wait, it's a good idea to talk on the Regional Message Board and get to know our Discord community.
After being accepted as a citizen, you can join one of TWP's government ministries to get more involved!
Getting involved!
The Ministry of Foreign Affairs (FA) is all about developing relations with other regions, especially allied regions, and spreading our culture abroad!
Send a telegram or message to the FA Deputy Minister Hertfordshire and Jammbo at @snowsageclarkov to apply!
The West Pacific Armed Forces (TWPAF) is a sovereign military that offers raider and defender operations by using endorsements to take over or defend other regions!
- Submit an application in the forum thread, join the TWPAF Discord Server and be ready for training once accepted!
The Office of Recruitment recruits new nations to move to the West Pacific!
Send a telegram or message to the Director of Recruitment Noton Mast at @quadc to apply!
The Ministry of World Assembly and Recruitment (WAR) has the goal of strengthening The West Pacific in the World Assembly and encouraging regional involvement in the WA!
Send a telegram or message to the Delegate Overthinkers at @weirdoxvii to apply!
The Regional Guides are tasked with welcoming new players and getting them comfortable and involved in the regional community!
Send a telegram or message to the Head Regional Guide Zoran at @oblivionwind to apply!
The Western Post is the official newspaper of The West Pacific and reports on a wide range of topics, from serious to lighthearted and everything in between!
Send a telegram or message to the Editor-in-Chief Giovanniland at @.giovanni_ to apply!
The Cultural Trust is the home of regional culture, composed of several independent cultural communities!
Check this dispatch for information on each community: Card Club, News Group, The West on the Waves, Roleplay Community, Fine Arts Society, and West Pacific Gaming!
For more detailed information on each of our Ministries, please check the How to Get Involved in TWP dispatch.
Would you like to know more?
You can find our regional hub, the forums, here.
We also have an active discord server that you can join here. This is where you can find the contacts mentioned above in the volunteer group list.
Congratulations, you made it to the end! Enjoy your stay in The West Pacific!
TWP
Feel free to ask any questions!
Dilber, Cro Magnon, The United Republic of Westend, and New velka
Sailing and drinking
Terrorizing the high seas
Aye, the pirate’s life
Bhang Bhang Duc, Fuentana, Willow Gate, and No-no land
A ship on the sea
marsupials fed to sharks
A wonderful day
Bhang Bhang Duc, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Fuentana, Varanius, and 1 otherNo-no land
True, prepare the sails!
Many Islands need invites!
Don't forget the rum!
Bhang Bhang Duc, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Fuentana, Aluminum Oxynitride, and 2 othersNo-no land, and Forcaforta
The West Pacific
Has many awesome pirates
Hear them yarr and sail!
Another haiku
That I post before sleeping
Good night everyone!
The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Fuentana, and Willow Gate
Friendly reminder:
If a Guardian approaches you about endo counts, our laws, and your responsibility for regulating your count, don't try to flex on them.
Furthermore, don't try to drag me into it. I'll bounce your butt to Kandyland much faster than any Guardian.
Darkesia, Tao the watcher, Bhang Bhang Duc, Dilber, and 12 othersDark vapor, Dalimbar, Almost human, Cro Magnon, Fujai, Big Bad Badger, Teralyon, Fuentana, Hertfordshire and Jammbo, Starblazer, Giovanniland, and Varanius
Post by Fat donald trump suppressed by a moderator.
Ah yes the infamous "Crimson Rhapsody". Yes, TWP will stand on the ashes to anyone that point their sticks against her.
Anyways good afternoon. Just paid visits to my late father, although honestly I don't had big agreements with him. I took some of his lessons to heart or at least trying.
*leaves chocolate at the altar of Darkesia*
*coffee*
I feel you have sent this message before, of someone else did
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