by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Most Rebellious Youth in the World

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Doohanity of ScottrickLeft-wing Utopia“Ork, ork, ork”
12.The Imperial Provinces of ExxosiaCorporate Bordello“We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.”
13.The Fielzo of TimaoLiberal Democratic Socialists“Timo E!”
14.The Gentle Peoples of Outter MicronesiaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“My rights end where yours begin...”
15.The Commonwealth of Tierra del QuesoLeft-wing Utopia“Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.”
16.The CUP-Eladeni Isocracy of Liberal LiberalsLeft-wing Utopia“Can't we all just get along? Eladen Rep”
17.The Empire of Little FlowersCapitalist Paradise“Roses have thorns!”
18.The Malthusian Fecundity of Celtic RodentsCivil Rights Lovefest“United we stand, divided, we scamper about”
19.The Rogue State of OreniaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Watch your back.”
20.The CUP Imperial Province of The CUDInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Me ne frego, je m'en fous, Mei guan shi, I don't care”
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