The Highest Crime Rates in Eladen
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of Little Flowers | Capitalist Paradise | “Roses have thorns!” | |
| 2. |  The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles | Left-wing Utopia | “What goes around, comes around.” | |
| 3. |  The Bandit Kings of Pale Mountains of Klesh | Anarchy | “I Tread on You Before You Tread on Me” | |
| 4. | The Ever Regressing Backwater of Prosophobia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “25000000BC or Bust!” | |
| 5. |  The Intergalactic Consortium of Corporate Investors | Anarchy | “ROI is King” | |
| 6. |  The Free Land of Libertarian Lands of America | Capitalist Paradise | “Liberty and Private Property” | |
| 7. |  The CUP Imperial Province of The CUD | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Me ne frego, je m'en fous, Mei guan shi, I don't care” | |
| 8. |  The Gun Filled State of Faltimron | Compulsory Consumerist State | “If you can't persuade them, shoot them...no just shoot” | |
| 9. | The Confederated States of The Planet Eladen | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “From Whence It All Began” | |
| 10. |  The Jingoistic States of Neo Cultist III | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” |
