The Safest in Psychotic Dictatorships
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 21,169th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | World | Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Proletarian Dictatorship of Nedvia | 2,556th | 143.09 | ||
| 2. |  The Democratic Republic of Democratic North Korussia | 18,130th | 114.75 | ||
| 3. |  The Haar Meest Goddelijke Staten of Samantha-Higgs | 22,766th | 112.47 | ||
| 4. |  The Tyrannical Starchy Sadist of The Strong and Almighty Potato | 24,623rd | 111.56 | ||
| 5. |  The Empire of Sighthavand | 28,697th | 109.62 | ||
| 6. |  The Tyranny of Sheitlein | 28,899th | 109.52 | ||
| 7. |  The Empire of WEST-SQUIDWARDISTAN | 29,849th | 109.13 | ||
| 8. |  The Islamic Caliphate of Talibanada | 49,062nd | 103.03 | ||
| 9. |  The Dictatorship of Card1984 | 51,594th | 102.25 | ||
| 10. |  The Empire of EDM Jukebox | 52,322nd | 102.01 | ||
