The Safest in The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands is ranked 11,018th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | World | Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Ivy League University of Cornell | 26,311th | 110.74 | ||
| 2. |  The Empire of Imperial Georgia | 198,132nd | 43.1 | ||
