The Nudest in The Heartland
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, The Heartland is ranked 14,516th in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | World | cheeks per square mile | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United Republic of East Klent | 18,711th | 219.25 | ||
| 2. |  The Democratic Territories of Austrivum | 51,133rd | 204.5 | ||
| 3. |  The Dominion of Crystal Palais | 51,536th | 204 | ||
| 4. |  The People's New Democracy of West Kompa Ru | 80,358th | 179 | ||
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Herconia | 227,271st | 75 | ||
| 6. |  The Insultingly Invigorated Call of Nastic | 237,592nd | 64.75 | ||
| 7. |  The Democratic United States of Kompa Ru | 238,008th | 64 | ||
| 8. |  The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia | 241,942nd | 60 | ||
| 9. |  The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia | 286,244th | 8.5 | ||
