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The Nudest in The Heartland

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 19,711^th in the world for Nudest.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The United Republic of East Klent	Left-wing Utopia	“Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc”
2.	The Democratic Territories of Austrivum	Left-Leaning College State	“Forward.”
3.	The Dominion of Crystal Palais	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
4.	The People's New Democracy of West Kompa Ru	Corporate Bordello	“Bless our democracy and our's only! (Or else!)”
5.	The Kingdom of Herconia	Left-wing Utopia	“Libertas - Unitas - Faustitas”
6.	The Insultingly Invigorated Call of Nastic	Democratic Socialists	“Sempre Nàstic”
7.	The Democratic United States of Kompa Ru	Corporate Bordello	“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”
8.	The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Moderation In All Things”
9.	The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!”
10.	The Theocracy of Theatrical Theists	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Hallelujah!”