The Highest Crime Rates in The Hole To Hide In
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, The Hole To Hide In is ranked 15,162nd in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | World | crimes per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dainþjóð of Candain | 202nd | 140.99 | ||
| 2. |  The Foresaken Lands of Soviestan | 918th | 62.52 | ||
| 3. |  The Awesome Autocracy of Aquitinia | 3,678th | 25.7 | ||
| 4. |  The Incorporated States of AshTech Industries | 40,571st | 16.27 | ||
| 5. |  The Confederacy of Laurentiea | 42,186th | 15.83 | ||
| 6. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Zolowstan | 44,225th | 15.33 | ||
| 7. |  The Republic of Phallis | 47,358th | 14.57 | ||
| 8. |  The City-State of Vaz Irezca | 48,159th | 14.38 | ||
| 9. |  The Armed Republic of Marovoay | 61,428th | 11.91 | ||
| 10. |  The Most Serene Republic of Sovereign States of Skylarvania | 66,408th | 11.15 | ||
